No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I need a hoe opinion
go on
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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