You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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