Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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