Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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