Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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