her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just invented taco cereal.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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