Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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