Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He shit in the fireplace
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