I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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