I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
