this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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