windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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