I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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