Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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