But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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