Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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So squirting runs in the family.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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