he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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