nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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