She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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