Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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