Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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