I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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