This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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