Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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