Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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