I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
