i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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