I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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