I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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