is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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