508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
be right there i have to get my cape
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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