so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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