what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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