susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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