Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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