Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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