I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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