why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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