Someone shit on the floor
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You smell like stripper and shame
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
ttyl tear gas
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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