I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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