The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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