I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Randomize
