Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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