On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Of course I have a pirate flag
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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