Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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