Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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