he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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