she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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