dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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