Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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