Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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