this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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